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If I Had To Do A Spinoff Of Jeff The Killer...
Now this is not what I am planning to do, only a "if I had to do this, this is how I'd do it" kind of thing.
We all know about Jeff the Killer. The kid who after a run in with some punks caused him to be mutilated and disfigured, as well as to lose his mind. There are also a lot of spinoffs of Jeff. There's FurBearingBrick's Worm Jeff (where he's a parasitic worm), there's AngryDogDesign's Jane the Killer (who wants to even the score with Jeff), and there's even VampireNote13's Homicidal Liu (who is technically Jeff's brother Liu who survives his ordeal and goes on a Killing Spree!). Now to be honest, I most likely won't make a spinoff character, because there's established rules and regulations to abide by. It's like fan fiction. If I do them, then I do them. If not, then I don't.
If I did them though, these are some of the things I would do...
JEFF THE KILLER! THE LATER YEARS!:
This is your typical Jeff the Killer, only now he's a Senior Citizen!
Elder Jeff: Shh! Go to... ... ... Zzz... Zzz... Zzz... *snurk!* Huh?! What?! Where am I?! Who are you?! What are you... ... ... Zzz?!
OFFICER JEFF:
What if Jeff never became crazy? What if he got the help and therapy that he needed? What if he became an upstanding citizen? What if he became a cop?
Narrator: In a world of Psychos and Killers! One man will put them to sleep for good!
Officer Jeff: It's Eternal Bedtime Asshole!
X-PASTAS:
Now this actually combines various creepypastas with the X-Men! With Professor Slendavior, Tailclops, Iceben, Jane Grey, The Rake (as Beast), Mr. Gambit, Eyeless Jubilee, Zero Rogue, Laughing Colossus, Lurkercat, Worm Storm, Bobcrawler, Storm the Puppeteer, Homicidal Angel, and the Jefferine! Together they must fight against Zalneeto and his Brotherhood of Evil Pastas!
Theme (in the style of the Classic X-Men Theme): Eyes closed... Eyes closed... Eyes closed... Eyes closed... Alwa-hays Watches... Alwa-hays Watches... Alwa-hays Watches... You shouldn't have done that! Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go to sleep! Alwa-hays Watches! Pas-Tas!
Jefferine: Go to sleep! Bub!
JEFF THE KILLA!:
It's Jeff if he was a rapper! Nuff Said!
Jeff the Killa: Yo yo yo! Who wants to Go To Sleep in this Bitch?! Represent! Peace!
JEFF THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!:
After many years of killing Jeff gets bored. So he hangs up his knife, and... Starts to Deliver Pizza?
Delivery Jeff: Ok that will be go to sleep!
Guy Who Bought Pizza: What now?!
Delivery Jeff: Sorry! That will be $17.95.
Guy Who Bought Pizza: Here you go. Keep the change.
Delivery Jeff: Thanks. And I hope you... Go... To... Sleep! I mean have a nice day!
JEFF THE KILLER! BECAUSE HE'S A KLUTZ!:
What if all of the people who died by Jeff's hands, weren't murdered? What if Jeff was a Klutz?
Scene: A cop walks into a diner, where everyone is dead and had knives and forks impaled onto them. He then spots Jeff.
Cop: Freeze!
Scene: Jeff stays perfectly still.
Cop: Now put your hands on your head!
Scene: Jeff puts his hands on top of his head.
Cop: Now walk slowly towards me!
Scene: Jeff manages to take three steps, before slipping on a dish rag (that he dropped himself), hitting his head against a wall, causing him to fall backwards onto a table, that has butcher knives on them, that causes those said knives to bounce off that same wall, and impale the cop into his head.
Jeff the Klutz: Sorry! My bad!
Scene: Jeff slowly leaves the diner.
JEFF THE NINJA!:
He's a ninja! What more can I say?
Jeff the Ninja: *unsheathes blade* *carves "go to sleep" in victim* *sheathes blade*
JEFF THE PIRATE!:
You can't have ninjas! Without pirates! For some reason
Jeff the Pirate: Yaarrrgggghhhhh! You best be going to sleep now! You scallywag!
JEFF THE KILTER:
It's the Scottish version of Jeff!
Jeff the Kilter: Shh! Go to sheep! Ya wee lassie!
and last but certainly NOT LEAST!
JEFF THE KILLER BABY!:
Well Jeff has just fallen into the mystical Fountain of Youth. Now he can get you to kill yourself, with his cuteness alone!
Jeff the Killer Baby: Shh! Go to sweep pweeze!
Scene: Jeff gives his victim a knife.
Victim: Oh how adorable!
Scene: The victim stabs him/herself to death. Then Jeff takes back his knife.
Jeff the Killer Baby: Tank oo! I wuv oo! Now I tan... ... Uh-oh! I hope I have a fresh pair at home!
Now as I said before, these I am NOT going to do, but IF I did, these will be some of the things that I would do.
I hope you liked it!
Now this is not what I am planning to do, only a "if I had to do this, this is how I'd do it" kind of thing.
We all know about Jeff the Killer. The kid who after a run in with some punks caused him to be mutilated and disfigured, as well as to lose his mind. There are also a lot of spinoffs of Jeff. There's FurBearingBrick's Worm Jeff (where he's a parasitic worm), there's AngryDogDesign's Jane the Killer (who wants to even the score with Jeff), and there's even VampireNote13's Homicidal Liu (who is technically Jeff's brother Liu who survives his ordeal and goes on a Killing Spree!). Now to be honest, I most likely won't make a spinoff character, because there's established rules and regulations to abide by. It's like fan fiction. If I do them, then I do them. If not, then I don't. If I did them though, these are some of the things I would do...
JEFF THE KILLER! THE LATER YEARS!:
This is your typical Jeff the Killer, only now he's a Senior Citizen!
Elder Jeff: Shh! Go to... ... ... Zzz... Zzz... Zzz... *snurk!* Huh?! What?! Where am I?! Who are you?! What are you... ... ... Zzz?!
OFFICER JEFF:
What if Jeff never became crazy? What if he got the help and therapy that he needed? What if he became an upstanding citizen? What if he became a cop?
Narrator: In a world of Psychos and Killers! One man will put them to sleep for good!
Officer Jeff: It's Eternal Bedtime Asshole!
X-PASTAS:
Now this actually combines various creepypastas with the X-Men! With Professor Slendavior, Tailclops, Iceben, Jane Grey, The Rake (as Beast), Mr. Gambit, Eyeless Jubilee, Zero Rogue, Laughing Colossus, Lurkercat, Worm Storm, Bobcrawler, Storm the Puppeteer, Homicidal Angel, and the Jefferine! Together they must fight against Zalneeto and his Brotherhood of Evil Pastas!
Theme (in the style of the Classic X-Men Theme): Eyes closed... Eyes closed... Eyes closed... Eyes closed... Alwa-hays Watches... Alwa-hays Watches... Alwa-hays Watches... You shouldn't have done that! Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go to sleep! Alwa-hays Watches! Pas-Tas!
Jefferine: Go to sleep! Bub!
JEFF THE KILLA!:
It's Jeff if he was a rapper! Nuff Said!
Jeff the Killa: Yo yo yo! Who wants to Go To Sleep in this Bitch?! Represent! Peace!
JEFF THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!:
After many years of killing Jeff gets bored. So he hangs up his knife, and... Starts to Deliver Pizza?
Delivery Jeff: Ok that will be go to sleep!
Guy Who Bought Pizza: What now?!
Delivery Jeff: Sorry! That will be $17.95.
Guy Who Bought Pizza: Here you go. Keep the change.
Delivery Jeff: Thanks. And I hope you... Go... To... Sleep! I mean have a nice day!
JEFF THE KILLER! BECAUSE HE'S A KLUTZ!:
What if all of the people who died by Jeff's hands, weren't murdered? What if Jeff was a Klutz?
Scene: A cop walks into a diner, where everyone is dead and had knives and forks impaled onto them. He then spots Jeff.
Cop: Freeze!
Scene: Jeff stays perfectly still.
Cop: Now put your hands on your head!
Scene: Jeff puts his hands on top of his head.
Cop: Now walk slowly towards me!
Scene: Jeff manages to take three steps, before slipping on a dish rag (that he dropped himself), hitting his head against a wall, causing him to fall backwards onto a table, that has butcher knives on them, that causes those said knives to bounce off that same wall, and impale the cop into his head.
Jeff the Klutz: Sorry! My bad!
Scene: Jeff slowly leaves the diner.
JEFF THE NINJA!:
He's a ninja! What more can I say?
Jeff the Ninja: *unsheathes blade* *carves "go to sleep" in victim* *sheathes blade*
JEFF THE PIRATE!:
You can't have ninjas! Without pirates! For some reason
Jeff the Pirate: Yaarrrgggghhhhh! You best be going to sleep now! You scallywag!
JEFF THE KILTER:
It's the Scottish version of Jeff!
Jeff the Kilter: Shh! Go to sheep! Ya wee lassie!
and last but certainly NOT LEAST!
JEFF THE KILLER BABY!:
Well Jeff has just fallen into the mystical Fountain of Youth. Now he can get you to kill yourself, with his cuteness alone!
Jeff the Killer Baby: Shh! Go to sweep pweeze!
Scene: Jeff gives his victim a knife.
Victim: Oh how adorable!
Scene: The victim stabs him/herself to death. Then Jeff takes back his knife.
Jeff the Killer Baby: Tank oo! I wuv oo! Now I tan... ... Uh-oh! I hope I have a fresh pair at home!
Now as I said before, these I am NOT going to do, but IF I did, these will be some of the things that I would do.
I hope you liked it!
Now this is just a little "What If" scenario, for possible Jeff the Killer Scenarios!
Worm Jeff = FurBearingBrick
Jane the Killer = AngryDogDesigns
Homicidal Liu = VampireNote13
Zero = ZombiePunkRat
Puppeteer = BleedingHeartWorks
Laughing Jack = SnuffBomb
Slenderman = Eric Knudsen
Ben = Jadusable
Tails Doll, Mr. Widemouth, Shadowlurker, Bob, The Rake, Eyeless Jack, and Zalgo = Creepypasta/Respectful Owners
X-Men Listed = Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, and Marvel
All the Other Alternate Versions of Jeff = Me
Now I hope nobody minds me referencing some of their characters, the way I had! I also hope, you got a good laugh out of all this! If you want to add another one, or if you think one should be changed, please tell me! Lastly, I did this article with love! 
Now how awesome would it be to see the Jefferine?! (Jeff the Killer + Wolverine!)
Worm Jeff = FurBearingBrick
Jane the Killer = AngryDogDesigns
Homicidal Liu = VampireNote13
Zero = ZombiePunkRat
Puppeteer = BleedingHeartWorks
Laughing Jack = SnuffBomb
Slenderman = Eric Knudsen
Ben = Jadusable
Tails Doll, Mr. Widemouth, Shadowlurker, Bob, The Rake, Eyeless Jack, and Zalgo = Creepypasta/Respectful Owners
X-Men Listed = Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, and Marvel
All the Other Alternate Versions of Jeff = Me
Now I hope nobody minds me referencing some of their characters, the way I had! I also hope, you got a good laugh out of all this!
If you want to add another one, or if you think one should be changed, please tell me! Lastly, I did this article with love! Now how awesome would it be to see the Jefferine?! (Jeff the Killer + Wolverine!)
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